A Feminist Explains BDSM

After decades of searching, I have finally found someone more clueless about BDSM than the weekend ass slappers. I know, it is hard to believe, but it really happened. About the only thing that didn't surprise me was that it came from someone in a group that is just as amusing to me as the WAS' crowd, a feminist.

Befuddled Bimbos of BDSM

These days the world of BDSM seems to be dominated by men emasculated by laundry lists of demands by self proclaimed submissives and by butt hurt bitches that somewhat rightfully equate power and authority with having a penis. While the castrated cunt clobbered cuckold caboose clappers nauseate me, they are normally too indoctrinated with BDSM dogma to even comprehend the depths to which they have sank. So instead of making these neutered wretches realize that they dwell beneath roofs of pond scum, I will turn my attention instead toward the penis envying ninnies.

BDSM and Fat Ugly Cows

Go to any BDSM event and you will notice a disproportionate number of beached whales. These pasty planetoids orbit the fetish snack bars clad in enough leather to upholster Eurasia, twice. A quick glance at any BDSM related website will reveal profile after profile of gelatinous cellulite just waiting to quiver for hours from the lightest slap. It is a liposuctionist's wet dream if only the trailer trash would pay for the service. The dietary needs of the Sub-Saharan African continent could be met for a year with the abundance of blubber that could be harvested from these women.